He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Randomize
