oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Randomize
