When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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