Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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