I need help removing her.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
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