Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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