If i come over, it means nothing
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If that was your dad, he is hot
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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