I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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