I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
tell me about the fingering
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