when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
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