You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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