He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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