..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
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