Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Come back. Shots need mouths.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Randomize
