Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
Randomize
