Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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