dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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