It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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