:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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