i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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