so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
i think im in europe. pls send help
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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