Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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