I'm so fucking centered right now
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
handjob tips. give me some.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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