Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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