So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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