Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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