Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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