ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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