The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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