I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize
