I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
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