whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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