Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I need to sanitize my soul.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Randomize
