Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
please don't ironically join a cult
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