it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
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