Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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