Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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