But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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