Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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