I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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