My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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