Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Randomize
