quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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