Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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