I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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