I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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