I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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