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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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