Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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