they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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