Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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