There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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