how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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