At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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