Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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