I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
You may now shotgun with the bride
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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