I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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