Walk of Shame. In a state park.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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